The Unemployed Philosopher's Guild
In your quest for enlightenment, you've tried it all. Yoga, meditation, ashrams, gurus, herbal teas, acupuncture, fasting, hiking, chanting, and... the list is endless. Little did you know that complete enlightenment is just an e-commerce click away, thanks to Enlightenmints. Just pop one or two in your mouth, close your eyes, and let the minty taste transport you to an inner kingdom of peace, knowledge, and tranquility. All of your problems will come into focus, truths will reveal themselves, and your breath will become as pristine as a Himalayan stream. Even the reusable tin they come in is inspiring! And what if you discover we've exaggerated and they don't do all that we claim? Well, that's a form of enlightenment too, isn't it?
Ingredients: Sorbitol, Natural Peppermint Oil, Other Natural and Artificial Flavors, Magnesium Stearate, Acesulfame Potassium